Chris Brown Loves Rihanna

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Hey meat-heads,

I made a cartoon called Pubelic School. Its about a high school in a shower drain where all the students and staff are pubic hairs. Hope you like it.

-Drew Kaufman (age 8)

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Chris Brown Loves Rihanna is never coming back. There was maybe 6 minutes last year where I though about making one comic for nostalgia, but that was back when CB got that neck tattoo and it didn’t seem like Rihanna was going to do the clearly sane thing and take him back.

Anyways, I’ve been making these videos of me torturing my neighbor, Paul, with his roommate, SamIt’s pretty mean spirited, so I figured you children would dig it.

 Check out the first few episodes here.

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Chris Brown Loves Rihanna: The Book

Available at Urban Outfitters May 1st.

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Anonymous said: Why does Rihanna not look like Rihanna?

That is on purpose, actually. I drew Rihanna kind of sloppy and never touched her up because I always though that for some reason it was less mean if she didn’t look like the real Rihanna. I’m sure she still would have sued me if she had ever heard of this comic.

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jakefogelnest:

1:
Charlie is crazy.
2:
It’s spelled Casey. She’s crazy too.
3:

jakefogelnest:

1:

Charlie is crazy.

2:

It’s spelled Casey. She’s crazy too.

3:

(via totallymorgan)

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queerlyssa:

legendwaitforitdaryy:

uhhlynett:

aspidiske:

iarejonwu:

shiagron:

rachellephant:

allencarstensen:

hipstersonny:

bahaha.

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHA. 

OMG

oh my GOD

o my goodness o_O

PWAHA Greatest hits!

Clever.

LMFAO

LOL.

queerlyssa:

legendwaitforitdaryy:

uhhlynett:

aspidiske:

iarejonwu:

shiagron:

rachellephant:

allencarstensen:

hipstersonny:

bahaha.

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHA. 

OMG

oh my GOD

o my goodness o_O

PWAHA Greatest hits!

Clever.

LMFAO

LOL.

(via chigen-eden)

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This is the first comic I’ve drawn since I quit CBLR and this will also probably be my last MS Paint webcomic for a long time considering I’m not a cubicle monkey anymore. Enjoy?

This is the first comic I’ve drawn since I quit CBLR and this will also probably be my last MS Paint webcomic for a long time considering I’m not a cubicle monkey anymore. Enjoy?

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In honor of Black History Month, I’m officially retiring Chris Brown Loves Rihanna.
No, not really. I mean, yeah, I’m retiring CBLR, but, no that’s not why.
You guys know I love pranks. What I fully intended on doing was making CBLR #100 a video, specifically, a behind the scenes look at the CBLR tv show that’s coming to [Adult Swam] in 2011. Then I would have made a fake smear campaign, Mothers Against Chris Brown Loves Rihanna, and then that fake woman’s fake ex-husband would have launched Fathers Against Mothers Against Chris Brown Loves Rihanna. A big, high concept prank that would have probably gotten press and whatever shit.
The truth is CBLR became really un-fun to make. Like existential-crisis-un-fun. I’m glad people liked it and appreciated my weirdness, but CBLR was not the fucking Beatles, nor was it even a good webcomic. I’m putting my efforts in better places and I think you’ll thank me by the end of the year.
My advice to you, if you are a prestigious half-asser like myself, is dick around and make bullshit, but don’t let it become your claim to fame. If Chris Brown Loves Rihanna had actually gotten a tv show, I probably would have drank myself to death underneath my cubicle. Sincerity over irony, people, it will bring you this thing called, self worth, that is seriously lacking in the world of entertainment.
Also, since people always asked, CBLR had 2100 followers at it’s peak. BOO YAH, MOTHERFUCKERS!

In honor of Black History Month, I’m officially retiring Chris Brown Loves Rihanna.

No, not really. I mean, yeah, I’m retiring CBLR, but, no that’s not why.

You guys know I love pranks. What I fully intended on doing was making CBLR #100 a video, specifically, a behind the scenes look at the CBLR tv show that’s coming to [Adult Swam] in 2011. Then I would have made a fake smear campaign, Mothers Against Chris Brown Loves Rihanna, and then that fake woman’s fake ex-husband would have launched Fathers Against Mothers Against Chris Brown Loves Rihanna. A big, high concept prank that would have probably gotten press and whatever shit.

The truth is CBLR became really un-fun to make. Like existential-crisis-un-fun. I’m glad people liked it and appreciated my weirdness, but CBLR was not the fucking Beatles, nor was it even a good webcomic. I’m putting my efforts in better places and I think you’ll thank me by the end of the year.

My advice to you, if you are a prestigious half-asser like myself, is dick around and make bullshit, but don’t let it become your claim to fame. If Chris Brown Loves Rihanna had actually gotten a tv show, I probably would have drank myself to death underneath my cubicle. Sincerity over irony, people, it will bring you this thing called, self worth, that is seriously lacking in the world of entertainment.

Also, since people always asked, CBLR had 2100 followers at it’s peak. BOO YAH, MOTHERFUCKERS!

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